funnies # 2

These cartoons are pretty much things that have crossed my mind and I just happened to find someone who decided to put it into illustrations

Sometimes you feel like too may people at once want to hang out w/ you -- its always all or nothing ...ever notice that



I swore to my old roommate that when I died I was going to haunt him to prove that there is such thing as ghost...if you tell me you dont believe I will come and see you too...i think it would be fun :o)



self explanatory...



I'm queen of procrastination!!


everyday I walk out into public this thought crosses my mind at least once...

El Crap-o

So I am laying in bed and I can't sleep... My sleep sched is all jacked up bc I have been working 4p-1a and then last night someone called in sick so I was nice and went into work from 7p-430a w only 4 hrs of sleep under my belt... Blah so I slept pretty much of today and then around 1am tonight I got sleepy came to bed and now here I am blogging at 3:30 in the morning via my stupid iPhone. It a great phone but keeps me up late at night sometimes ...played Bejeweled for about an hour...I'm addicted...downloaded the old school frogger game which I loved as a child.. Much harder to play on my phone then I thought. Ughh- I'm scared I'm getting sick and god forbid hopefully not with the flu....EVERYONE has been coming into the ER with flu.like symptoms and alot of our staff has it or has had it bc for some reason they still haven't given us our flu shots yet. My throat is just a tad itchy, my ear hurts and I feel like crap...but it could also be my f'd up sleep too...idk... Just took some benadryl so that should kick in pretty soon - I don't want to sleep all day tomorrow bc I gots a crap.load of laundy to do. Well I guess that's all the bitchin I'm goin to do for now :o)

My Random Collection

I like to frequent a few cartoon sites and I save the ones I can either REALLY relate to...or just think are funny. So here are the ones I have not posted w/ previous blogs..ENJOY!


below is actually a bumper sticker I found ...













These are just a few it turns out I have more then I realized so stay tuned for more.... HA!

Yearbook Yourself

This is too much fun...everyone should try it!!! www.yearbookyourself.com


In ’54, the Ivy League school look was a smart choice.


In ’76, the wider the collar the better. Today, the skinnier the jeans the better.


If you were cool in 1990, you only used one strap on your backpack.


Band 1954


homecoming queen 1980


Cheer 1984

I've reached my breaking point...

Well there comes a point during every season where I've decided I'm done -- ready to move on to the next. Well this week I have reached my breaking point with the summer of '09. We have been in the high 90's/100's with high humidity and it SUUUCCCKKS!! I don't want to leave my house or even step into the garage to do laundry b/c I break a sweat. I was doing dishes and just picking up the house and I started to seriously sweat and its disgusting!! We even have a pool in the backyard and I don't even feel like going into that...blah I'm ready for fall...how about you?

Alex Kava

A Necessary Evil
An Introduction

Detective Tommy Pakula is handed the case of his career when a Catholic monsignor is found knifed to death in an airport restroom. When Pakula learns that other priests have been murdered in other cities in the same ritualistic manner, FBI Special Agent Maggie O’Dell is called in to profile the case. As Pakula and Maggie drill down into the facts they discover a disturbing Internet role-playing game for youths who have been victims of abuse by Catholic priests. With the first real lead in the investigation, they wonder if this group has turned cyberspace justice into reality by dispensing their own brand of vengeance. As the ritualistic killings leave America’s heartland reeling, Maggie gets a second lead--one that leaves her stunned. For the past four years she has been driven by blind determination to find Father Michael Keller, the human monster whose acts of brutality continue to hnt her to this day. Sick and twisted, the priest seems to have vanished without a trace. But with an irony that only life can offer, now he has become a target. When Keller offers to help Maggie solve the crimes in exchange for protection, she has no choice but to ally herself with the elusive child killer-- the person she despises with a conviction that’s almost religious in its fervor. Maggie must cross a dangerous line into a world of malevolence and evil from which she may not return unscathed. Maggie knows the bargain is a necessary evil…one that may be made in blood...

EXPOSED
An Introduction

. Agent Maggie O’Dell and Assistant Director Cunningham believe they’re responding to a threat made at Quantico. Instead they walk into a trap. Before they realize it, they’ve both been exposed to a killer who can strike at anyone, at anytime, and no one can predict who might be next...until it’s too late. Maggie knows dangerous minds -- from hauntingly perverse child predatirs to cunningly twisted serial killers. Now she faces a new opponent from inside an isolation ward at a biosafety containment hospital. Maggie must help Agent R.J. Tully find clues to catch the killer -- while waiting to see if the deadly strain is already multiplying in her body. With every new exposure there’s the potential for an epidemic. And Maggie knows she and Cunningham may not live long enough to discover who is the deadliest, most intelligent killer they’ve ever profiled.

Thanks to Lindy who just picked A Necessary Evil randomly off the bookshelf I have now found a new author that I love. Alex Kava has a few books staring FBI agent Maggie O'Dell and her crew -- I love this author!! I have read 2 books so far and haven't been disappointed one bit...She does a great job at tying all the pieces together at the end.

I give these books a 5 out of 5 bookmarks!!

MATERIAL GIRL

Has anyone else seen the material girl lately -- I was looking at msn.com and stumbled across these pictures....for someone who is suppose to be a sex star is looking kinda nasty in her old age. By looking at her arms it appears to me that trying a little too hard at the gym.....what do you think??


Here's another one that tries to maintain the sex image well into her 60's ...She doesn't seem to frighten me as much...

SMASHED a story of drunkin girlhood

From earliest experimentation to habitual excess to full-blown abuse, twenty-four-year-old Koren Zailckas leads us through her experience of a terrifying trend among young girls, exploring how binge drinking becomes routine, how it becomes "the usual." With the stylistic freshness of a poet and the dramatic gifts of a novelist, Zailckas describes her first sip at fourteen, alcohol poisoning at sixteen, a blacked-out sexual experience at nineteen, and total disorientation after waking up in an unfamiliar New York City apartment at age twenty-two, when she realized she had to stop, and all the depression, rage, troubled friendships, and sputtering romantic connections in between. Zailckas's unflinching candor and exquisite analytical eye get to the meaning beneath the seeming banality of girls getting drunk. She convinces us that her story is the story of thousands of girls like her who are not alcoholics—yet—but who use booze as a short cut to courage, a stand-in! for good judgment, and a bludgeon for shyness, each of them failing to see how their emotional distress, unarticulated hostility, and depression are entangled with their socially condoned bingeing.


This book was ok...I probably wouldn't suggest it b/c there was no real climax or "Ah.Ha" moment. She also rambled from time to time about statics and things about drinking that really had nothing to do w/ the story. Just kinda like a page and 1/2 of her opinion on the commercializing of alcohol products or something randomly thrown in every now and then.

I give this one & 1/2 bookmarks mainly for the subject matter.

Random Quizes

You Are Like a Ferret

You are happy, carefree, and a total kid at heart. You have a ton of energy, and you're always up for having fun. You are a total charmer, and people can't help but be delighted when you're around. You are affectionate, social, and friendly. You love people as much as they love you.

What Pet Are You Like?

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You Communicate With Your Ears

You love conversations, both as a listener and a talker. What people say is important to you, and you're often most affected by words, not actions. You love to hear complements from others. And when you're upset, you often talk to yourself. Music is very important to you. It's difficult to find you without your iPod.

How Do You Communicate?

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You Are An Intro-Extrovert!

Sometimes you're social - sometimes you're shy You've got a bit of an Introvert / Extrovert split going on You enjoy all sorts of situations. Parties, small groups, and alone time. Too much of one, and you'll long for the other. You need variety! Chances are, you've got both serious and fun friends - and they don't get along.

Are You An Extroverted or Introverted Girl?

I'm baaaaaack

So I know its been a long time since I've written anything and the only thing I currently have to blame is Farm Town....an application on facebook has taken over my life! If your not aware of it then don't ask I wouldn't want anyone else to be subject to this type of addiction.

I did finish my book which I will review tomorrow sometime....my parents have moved as of late last week....and let me tell you what a pain in my (insert word here) that was/is....my mother I have decided is a hoarder. She has Rubbermaid tubs of nothing but mail ---

omg a pt just walked by and farted ...so disgustingly stinky --- I'm about to vomit

Anyways back to my mother and her junk. They went from a 2000sqft house to a 1bed apt. and instead of cleaning stuff out b/f the move she decided to take it w/ her so now she has an apt full of boxes and 2 yes 2 storage units. Now I will give her a bit of a break b/c they haven't' moved in 20yrs and I do understand how things can accumulate over time but my goodness... and it is so overwhelming to me b/c I try to be the opposite. I went over there last Friday and tried to help unpack and there is no organization to it at all. So I ended up unpacking a few boxes (throwing out a few things I know she won't miss while I had the chance) and then I was done. I don't know about anyone else but that just gave me too much anxiety ... too much stuff I just didn't know where to start...makes me freak out a bit.

So other than that nothing else has been going on... So the word on the street right now is that Michael Jackson died of cardiac arrest -- technically it hasn't been confirmed but TMZ did say that he has died...Normally I wouldn't write about this but the thing is, is that its all the buzz around the ER right now....staff is turning on the news and trying to look it up on the internet...I understand he is the king of pop and some sort of an icon but I don't know I think its weird how people can get upset when famous people pass on ... as if they knew him or something...I guess I've never been that star struck.