Wednesday, February 11, 2009

F*** My Life

This is a great website http://www.fmylife.com/I happened to come across a blog that had a post about this site where people post why their life is so crappy and then it appears you can vote on if they deserved it or not.

Here are a few examples

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

** this one actually made me laugh out loud**
Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidently sent it to my dad and got a text back saying "You definitely take after your mom". FML

Just thought I'd share!

2 comments:

Lopez said...

Ha Ha Ha! Those are so great!!! I am definitely going to have to check this site out!!!!

Carly Jane said...

Those are just wrong. I'm going to have to check this out. That one about the sex LOL.

 

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